USG...

I walked into the building starved,skeptic and ultra pissed off.......the television was on...they were showing animal planet....a dog was barking his ass off...i never felt more miserable....when suddenly out of nowhwhere i saw the tall lean figure of puspen....greeting me in his usual fashion...saved!!!...i could not have been happier.....


we were just chatting and puspen had just started giving a vivid description of one of the medical procedures in his college....."Suman Biswas......"....both of us wen't inside.......


a pleasant looking woman:"finish this off quickly....."...[hands me a bottle of water...]...
[we exchange glances.....and continue to chat....]
i hadn't eaten anything from morning on top of that i had to finish 1litre of pure water....i wasn't ultra pisssed off anymore....i was mega pissed off....

after 15 minutes....

woman:"you wan't to pee?"......
myself:"what????!!!!".......[i mean i was prepared but nothing like this....]...
woman:"do tell me when you are ready to pee...and finish it up quickly...."
myself:"i mean...i am not really........okay..."....[i was flabbergasted....i wasn't ultra pissed off anymore...i was scared....]
puspen:"you know...as a third person...its a bit weird and funny...a woman asking if you wanna pee...".....
[we break into laughter and begin to chat again......]


after 10 minutes...

woman:"you know you can just go for a walk....it will be easier then"...
[she was getting on my nerves now...i gave the coldest possible stare.....]
puspen:"ja...ja...make it quick..."...

[after 5 minutes...puspen was urging me to well...this will sound funny...tell the woman that i wanted to pee...]
myself:"mate...other forces of nature are starting to interfere....."....
puspen:"christ!!!...."....[a resigned look on his face......]
[after yet another 5 minutes....,i stood in the woman's way...unsure what to say...i gave a nod...]
woman:"what?"
myself:[every possible abuse known by me...]...under the tongue though...unable to bear any longer...."i wan't too pee...you hear that?...i think the pressure is sufficient...!!...
you want more?"...
woman:"okay okay...."....
she lead me inside............



yes,this was the lead up to my first ultrasonography....USG....as you see....the point is ultrasonography is done with your bladder full of 'you know what'...so you can guess now...the woman was the attendant....i knew beforehand but i wasn't prepared for something so awkward.....curses of jaundice you know...i had a succesfull session with the doc....and in the process i came to know from him that a girl from my college faced the same fate few days back....i resisted the urge to ask her name...lest.....whatever...however puspen's presence that day made the trip to "MEDICARE IMAGES"....much more eventful.....


i was supposed to finish up with 'AC BRIDGES'...this evening...ended up writing about my usg...my mom is shouting her head off now......have developed immunity against that though...its 9:30 PM now...before dad comes back i better pack up.......oh..just listened to a song from three days grace..."let it die".....the band is absolutely kickass.......


"its not fair when you say that i didn't try..."
"i just don't care about you anymore.............".....